Ragan "Senior Amor" (Mister Love)

He makes love to the music with:
Rhythm guitar, vocals

Email: Ragan Altizer

His instruments for making the loving:

• Dean acoustic guitar
• Epiphone Dot hollow body electric guitar
• Line 6 Flextone III Plus amplifier with FBV Shortboard
• VW Jetta TDI transport

Ragan's advice on how to be a Casanova

One very sexy thing I have used in my expansive and well-documented career as a lover is amazingly simple. The technique is called "The Hush." I will demonstrate The Hush through some fabricated dialogue.

Your Special Lady: "Say, I was thinking we might go grab some dinner and maybe see a movie because --"

You: (Quickly interjecting by placing a single, vertically raised index finger in front of your pouting lips and whispering) "Hush, my little chicken. Do not speak."

Your Special Lady: "Yeah. Well, um, there's this new Ben Stiller movie that looks pretty funny and --"

You: (Again with the quick interjection, whispering even softer): "Hush, my sweet, sweet pumpernickel. Don't speak!"

Your Special Lady: (possibly very irritated now) OK, you know what? Stop doing that. Don't. Look, I just think that a movie --

You: (Interjecting loudly, whispering with a bold and gravelled voice) "Hush! Little swan! Do not speak!"

After your third use of The Hush within any single conversation, slowly start to unbutton your shirt while maintaining eye contact. Do not so much as blink. The sexiness will overwhelm her and she will be like putty in your head. Other than that, I mostly have had great success by tricking or trapping women in wide variety of ways. (Note: My lady trapping techniques are legal and sanctioned by state wildlife authorities in Texas, New Jersey, and Virginia, exluding Fairfax County.)

Another good technique: Try looking really sad and telling them you have a kind of cancer that is deadly but (and this part is very important) not contagious. Either that or stick a potato in your pants (but not in the back of your pants). That's about all I've got.