Ron, "El Capitan" (The Leader)

He makes love to the music with: Lead vocals, bass, mandolin

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Ron's advice on how to be a Casanova

His advice on how to be a ... how do you say? Ah, yes ... Casanova:
Three simple words: TALK LIKE A FOREIGNER. Observe: "Ola, La Quinta, I am El Capitan. I speak of the wonders of loving? Your eyes, they are ... how do you say ... beautiful like dog, no?”

(Editor's note: Man, are you just melting?)

All you must do is pretend that you have a sexy, romantic accent, like mine. Ladies cannot resist the foreign gentleman (and, if I am no mistaken, the word "Casanova" is from a foreign language ... Australian, I believe). Just pick any of the Latin languages, such as the beautiful Spanish or the lovely Italian. But beware, do not pick the actual real-live Latin language, because that's only used los doctors and on coins and fancy things, and you'll end up sounding less like a sexy Casanova and much more like a monk. (Let us face it ... saying, "E pluribus unim, lorem ipsum dolor," is not going to make any sweet lady become weak in the knee.)

So, now you must decide: Which country will you lie about and say that you come from it? It's probably a fine idea to pick a Central American country (I suggest the real Central America; not from that fake Central America that has a Nebraska and a Kansas), because those tiny countries are all full of strife and “revoluciones” and you can pretend that you “wear a badge of honor for my homeland.” Ladies do much swooning for a Casanova who has a homeland full of strife. It makes them yearn to cuddle you up in a poncho like a snuggly little "man burrito." And don't forget, walking around yelling "Viva Nicaragua!" sounds pretty manly.